Somebody needs to make a parody of America Fuck Yeah for Canada.
CANADA!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! COMIN’ TO MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN’ PANCAKES!!
or something
Ooooohhhhhh.
MERMEN GET ON MY DASH
That goldfish boy is the cutest thing ever.
THAT GOLDFISH BOY IS YAO WANG
PEOPLE DONT EVEN REALISE THAT THIS IS HETALIA FANART
IM GOING
TO PUKE
OMG They are so cute!!!
*sees hair curl*
OMYGOSH EVEN MORE ADORABLE
My mom refuses to believe that I’m asexual, because she thinks it’s impossible.
I’d just like to see how many people disagree with her
(via biologyofpencils)
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(via biologyofpencils)
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
I SWEAR, OH, MY GOD. FOREVER REBLOG UNTIL THERE IS A FANFIC ABOUT THIS GUY.
(via biologyofpencils)
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
… small gay moments?
we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways
if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong
this is so fucking accurate it hurts… hey Liz, we can always do that last comment ;)
My social life^
I’m gonna reblog this every time it comes across my dash <3
Sealand didn’t know why but one night, everyone tossed out of their canned pineapples and didn’t drink any beer for a couple days afterwards.
He heard it had something to do with a fanfic called “Gutters”
…where can I read this, I’m curious…
thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:
YOU KNOW THAT SHIP
THAT SHIP YOU SHIP REALLY HARD
BUT LIKE
YOU CAN’T IMAGINE THEM FUCKING
YOU JUSTT WANT THEM TO BE CUTE AND FLUFFY FUCKING IS NOT ALLOWED
GERITA.
I CAN ONLY SEE FLUFF.
ONLY.
FLUFF.
(via n-orway)
In celebration of 230 of you lovelies following me, I will give you a gif I made of some FrUK! link goes to the original art on pixiv!
oh my god.
oh my god
HGUHSGDJKLGHE I wake up and this is what I find on my Dash.
TODAY’S GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY.